Edible Raw Cookie Dough

Yes, you read that correctly! EDIBLE RAW COOKIE DOUGH! I think I may have died and gone to heaven – and I think this may be extremely dangerous now that I know a great recipe for this because I will most likely put it in many creations to come!

I did some research and found that not only eggs make raw cookie dough unsafe to eat, but RAW FLOUR is also a big reason. Who would have thought? Not me! That being discovered I scoured recipes for a version that heats flour to kill any harmful bacteria. There were several recipes that called for cream cheese, which I personally feel can be over powering; and some called for no brown sugar, which I LOVE. I actually make brown sugar chocolate chip cookies – which have the most decedent caramel flavor! (They are actually my most requested treat from family and friends). So yeah, I looked past all those recipes and settled on one that seem perfect and boy was it ever!

sprinklesomefun.com was the WINNER! You can find the original recipe here. I doubled the recipe so that I could use it to make a good size “cookie” on the top of my chocolate cupcakes. I would also note that this is a thicker recipe – more true to a dough – so if you are looking to pipe or frost with this recipe you will need to either adjust the amount of dry ingredients or play with amount of milk you use. I would use the original for filling cupcakes or putting between layers of cake (using no tip on your piping bag and filling or swirling) and the obvious choice – EATING IT OUT OF THE BOWL!

I decided to make this recipe because my sweet brother asked me to make cupcakes for his soon-to-be stepdaughter’s ninth birthday. He and his fiancee gave me the okay to make whatever I felt would be fun and festive. So … I went with raw cookie dough and rainbow buttercream – and they were hits all the way around.

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Edible Raw Cookie Dough Ingredients: (this is a doubled recipe)

2 cup AP flour (making sure that the temp gets to at least 160)
2 stick softened/room temp. butter
1/2 tsp salt
4 tbsp. milk
1 cup powdered sugar
1 cup brown sugar
1cup mini semi sweet chocolate chips
2 tsp vanilla extract

Directions:

Place flour into microwave-safe bowl and heat until temperature reaches at least 160. This will kill any harmful bacteria. In a mixing bowl add softened butter and both sugars to the bowl and cream together. Add salt and milk into a small bowl and stir. This will help incorporate the salt evenly throughout the batter. Slowly add flour and milk/salt mixture. Mix until combined – making sure to scrape down your bowl with a spatula a few times. Add in mini chocolate chips.

Keep refrigerated until ready to eat! Enjoy!

 

Sh*t Happens

Let’s face it. Sometimes we just need a good laugh. It can be cathartic and good for the soul.

I was scrolling through Facebook late at night a few days ago and saw a video from Hungry Happening’s for Poop Emoji Fudge. I knew I had to make them.

Not only because they are so stinkin’ cute, but because the way life has handed me one shit show after another recently – I needed to laugh or cry. I decided to laugh, and laugh I did!

I doubled the recipe and brought these cute little turds to work to share the laughter. We all need to lighten up once in awhile and be silly, carefree and childish. I can think of no better way to do this then POOP EMOJI FUDGE!!

Ingredients:
1 jar of dulce du leche (I found mine at Shaw’s near the jams and jellies)
1 1/2 bags of semi sweet chocolate chips
White Candy Melts
Candy sugar eyes

img_2722Directions:
In a medium sauce pan over low heat melt the dulce de leche and chocolate chips until smooth. While keeping an eye on saucepan, cut the Candy Melts in half to use for the mouths. Carefully spoon mixture into a piping bag that is fitted with a large round tip. Pipe in a swirling motion onto parchment paper. Add eyes and 1/2 a white Candy Melt to make face. I found it best to do these in batches. Once I had used what was in my piping bag, I added the eyes and mouth. Then went back for more of them mixture and repeated. This way, the eyes and mouth would stay on as the fudge sets quite quickly once it is piped out.