Sh*t Happens

Let’s face it. Sometimes we just need a good laugh. It can be cathartic and good for the soul.

I was scrolling through Facebook late at night a few days ago and saw a video from Hungry Happening’s for Poop Emoji Fudge. I knew I had to make them.

Not only because they are so stinkin’ cute, but because the way life has handed me one shit show after another recently – I needed to laugh or cry. I decided to laugh, and laugh I did!

I doubled the recipe and brought these cute little turds to work to share the laughter. We all need to lighten up once in awhile and be silly, carefree and childish. I can think of no better way to do this then POOP EMOJI FUDGE!!

Ingredients:
1 jar of dulce du leche (I found mine at Shaw’s near the jams and jellies)
1 1/2 bags of semi sweet chocolate chips
White Candy Melts
Candy sugar eyes

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In a medium sauce pan over low heat melt the dulce de leche and chocolate chips until smooth. While keeping an eye on saucepan, cut the Candy Melts in half to use for the mouths. Carefully spoon mixture into a piping bag that is fitted with a large round tip. Pipe in a swirling motion onto parchment paper. Add eyes and 1/2 a white Candy Melt to make face. I found it best to do these in batches. Once I had used what was in my piping bag, I added the eyes and mouth. Then went back for more of them mixture and repeated. This way, the eyes and mouth would stay on as the fudge sets quite quickly once it is piped out.

Biscoff Fudge + Mini Chocolate Chips = Cookie Dough Fudge

Sometimes I get ideas and unintentionally they morph into to something fantabulous. Last night was one of these times. I had a few jars of Biscoff Cookie Spread in my cupboard itching to turn into something tasty. I was sitting a work dreaming of what I could whip up when I got home and it hit me — FUDGE! Why have I not tried making Biscoff fudge before??!! So it started. I love eating a spoonful of Biscoff with a few chocolate chips studded through it so I figured, why not throw in my half bag of mini chocolate chips into the fudge and behold – I made a fudge that tastes EXACTLY like raw cookie dough. EUREKA! This stuff is addicting.

This recipe can easily be doubled or tripled to suit your sweet tooth needs. This would also be a great substitute for a holiday plate instead of peanut butter fudge (even if you chose not to add the chocolate chips!).

INGREDIENTS:
12 oz. white chocolate chips
1 can sweetened condensed milk
2 tbsp. unsalted butter
3/4 jar Biscoff Cookie Spread
1 cup powder sugar, sifted (this matters!)
3-5 oz. mini chocolate chips (optional)

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Line a 11 x 7 pan with parchment (this will save you a lot of work). In a large and heavy saucepan combined white the first four ingredients. Melt over medium heat. Make sure to stir constantly and get the bottom of the pan while stirring. It only takes a few minutes for this to burn due to the high sugar content. Once the mixture is melted and smooth, remove from heat and stir in sifted powdered sugar (if you don’t sift it you risk having lumps of pure powdered sugar studding your fudge – no good). After this is fully combined work quickly if you are adding the chocolate chips, which will melt and swirl through the fudge. Pour into prepared pan and cool at room temp until set. Cut and ENJOY!

You can choose to pour the chocolate chips over the top after it has been poured into the pan, or you can used chunky Biscoff spread, or crumbled Biscoff cookies, Heath Toffee Bits … the add-in possibilities are ENDLESS!

“OHHH FUDGE!” – Ralphie

A Christmas Story is one of my favorite movies. I watch it faithfully every year at Christmastime. It still cracks me up – every. single. time.

I still have a few boxes of Girl Scout cookies on my kitchen counter so I decided to get rid of a box last night. I was very proud of myself for not getting rid of them by stuffing them in my face! I decided I wanted to try something different than I have done before. I find sometimes that incorporating the cookies into a recipe that cooks them can sometimes loose the flavor of the cookies, hence why I crushed some Thin Mints and topped gooey brownies with them and made Thin Mint truffles, both kept the integrity of the cookies.

In my area, Samoas are now called Caramel deLites. I knew I wanted to do something that wasn’t chocolate, but still played off the flavor of the cookie to enhance it. I decided to make caramel fudge and top it with chopped up cookies. I will tell you that I am not a great fan of fudge made with Fluff or Marshmallow Creme as I don’t like the texture it gives the fudge, but that is just my personal preference.

Ingredients:
9 tbsp. unsalted buter
1 14 oz. can of sweetened condensed milk
2 tbsp. light corn syrup
1 cup brown sugar
10 soft caramel candies
3/5 cup white chocolate chips
1 box Caramel deLite Girl Scout Cookies.

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Directions:
Melt butter in a sauce pan over low heat. While butter is melting, line a 8 x 8 pan with parchment paper, lightly spraying the pan and the paper with nonstick spray. Chop up 1 box of Caramel deLite Girl Scout cookies. Add in the sweetened condensed milk, corn syrup, brown sugar and 10 soft caramel candies. Stir over low heat until boiling, then simmer for 10 minutes, stirring constantly. It is very important to time this for 10 minutes – if you under cook this your fudge won’t set and if you over cook your fudge will crumble to pieces. Remove from heat and stir in the white chocolate quickly. Pour into the prepared pan and smooth over the service as best you can. Sprinkle over top the cookies and gently and carefully press slightly into the fudge so that they adhere when cutting. Try not to eat this entire pan in one sitting. Enjoy!

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